Where There's Smoke

September 9, 2020 - Page 12

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Wingus, Funguy, and June walk through the purple fields on their way to the fallen aircraft.

<Wingus> so after i finished the boyardee i jumped off the building (i landed on my feet) then stole a pirate ship from this dude and started trying to find my sister in the ocean. it was cool but i didnt find my sister because i got struck by lightning and got shipwrecked and also met a possum named jay

<June> Wow, it sounds like you had fun!

<Wingus> it was really traumatizing

<Funguy> oh! that! is that the plane?

<Wingus> you mean the plane that crashed? yeah. oh hey its the cat man again

<Tooligan> WE AIN'T FINISHED BOY SCOUT!!!

<Wingus> cumboy says what

<Tooligan> WHAT???

<Wingus> hehehe

A little later...

<Tooligan> YOU

<Funguy> me??

<Tooligan> MAKE THE TV WORK!!!

<Tooligan> YOU'RE CLEARLY THE SMART ONE SO DO IT

<Funguy> i don't know how!!

<Tooligan> FUCK WITH THE ANTENNAS IDK JUST PLEASE FIX IT

<Funguy> okay, i'll try...

Funguy promptly begins fiddling with the antennae atop the television set. Realizing they're intact, but unused, he is beckoned to the top of the cabin.

Funguy plugs the magic ethernet cable back into the antenna. The droning static from within the cabin ceased.

<Tooligan> WOOHOO!!! THANKS KID

<TV> Only a spoonful!

<Tooligan> GYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Funguy attempts to reevaluate his entire life up to this moment.

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