Where There's Smoke

September 27, 2020 - Page 17

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<Wingus> hey funguy wake up

<Wingus> stop pretending to be asleep dumb ass lol

<Wingus> you were in a coma!!

<Funguy> what?!

<June> Wingus, stop. You weren't in a coma, Funguy.

<Funguy> fuck you wingus.

<June> So, about last night...

<Tooligan> WE NEED YOU IN THE SYNDICATE NERDMAN!!! WE CAN TOTALLY FUCK UP THE PAPERMAKERS WITH BLUE MAGIC!!!

<Wingus> ur a fuckin artist bro

<June> Everyone shut up!!!

<June> I don't know what that was last night, Funguy, but we're all impressed.

<Funguy> uh, you're welcome, i think

<June> So you're a blue mage, huh? I never thought I'd meet one in person.

<Funguy> i'm not a mage, let alone a blue one? i didn't know magic was real until yesterday

<Wingus> your hair is blue lol

<Funguy> i'm sorry for whatever happened last night... all i can really remember is flashing lights and chorus fruit

<Wingus> oh so THATS what that purple shits called

<June> You still don't remember anything, do you?

<Funguy> that is true. wingus and i met on the beach and that's all i remember

<June> Well, if you don't know who you are or where you're going... why don't you roll with us?

<Funguy> i thought that's what i've been doing.

<Wingus> haha welcome to the team funny guy

<Tooligan> YOU HAVEN'T BEEN INAUGURATED EITHER BOYBOY

<June> I think... we need to properly introduce ourselves.

<June> My name is June, and this is my brother Tooligan. We are... wanted criminals.

<Tooligan> THAT IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. WE ARE TERRORISTS OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS SYNDICATE IN THE COUNTRY.

<June> Yeah. We've been on the run. We blew up the Papermakers' only airport.

<Wingus> nice

<June> And stole their plane.

<Wingus> it cant fly anymore

<Tooligan> SO BASICALLY WE HELPED DELAY LETTING THE EVIL FUCKING EMPIRE FLY AROUND THE WORLD AND RUB THEIR FILTHY LUCRATIVE TAINT ALL OVER THIS PLANET.

<Funguy> i completely understand.

<June> There's a lot of work, and a lot of fighting. And, I know you don't understand your newfound abilities, or who you are to begin with, but we ask that you may join us.

<Funguy> alright i'm in.

<June> Really? That was easy.

<Funguy> i have nowhere else to go. i may as well follow you lot around! besides, it's not like i have a choice.

<Wingus> now hold on just a second! funguy refuses to come without his best pal wingus!

<June> Wingus, we went over this already. You're in.

<Wingus> fuck yea

<June> It's settled then. Welcome to the Syndicate!

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