Where There's SmokeOctober 13, 2020 - Page 19
Funguy begins enchanting more chorus fruit for Wingus.
<Tooligan> WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT??
<Wingus> we're makin drugs
<Tooligan> NICE LEMME HIT THAT SHIT
<Wingus> pretty cool right
<Wingus> one hundred precinct real spaceweed right there
<Funguy> i don't think you should be smoking that....
<Wingus> funguy i just want you to know that everything that happens from here on is your fault
<Funguy> we need to get our priorities straight!!!! aren't you hungry?
<Wingus> spacew33d boosts our morale and in turn cancels out our hunger
<Funguy> that's not how it works!!!!
<Wingus> oh i forgot your the smart one. go eat your foreskin hungry boy
<June> Oh my god, Wingus, you're hurt!!!
<Wingus> not really
<June> No, you're bleeding, Wingus!
<Wingus> thats funguys fault
<June> Is that a joint?
<Wingus> thats also funguys fault
<Wingus> also he disappeared again because hes a little bitch
<June> We'll find him, let me heal you...
<Wingus> we were... smokin straight foreskin... haha
<June> I'm worried about him...
<Tooligan> HE'LL BE FINE. YOU'RE A GOOD HEALER.
<June> I hope... fuck.
<June> Can you go find Funguy while I keep an eye on Wingus?
<Tooligan> OK ALRIGHT
<Wingus> did you just fucking deadname me
<P-Man> Well, that's how you read in our records.
<Wingus> yeah well my names Gustavus Orteil so put that on ur wiki funny man
<P-Man> I am not who you think I am...
<Wingus> woah look how emo u are. ur so emo
<P-Man> You are mistaken, Mr. Orteil.
<Wingus> yeah well you're PISSTAKEN. haha! get fucked. pee man
<P-Man> Impressive. You have already gauged my identity.
<P-Man> Anyway... I have summoned you to discuss-
<Wingus> don't care
<P-Man> It is in your best interest that you know about your-
<Wingus> don't care
<P-Man> Irony will only get you so far, Gustavus.
<Wingus> look at me bro. irony is what got me here
<P-Man> You are correct. Stranded, starving... have you not entertained the thought of your sister's fate?
<Wingus> oh so thats what this is about
<Wingus> where is she
<P-Man> I'm afraid I'm not allowed to say.
<Wingus> ohh no your not alloewd? huh? you the submissive type?
<P-Man> My employers-
<Wingus> your pimp? your pimp wont tell you let you tell ol wingus where sallywag is?
<Wingus> that was funny
<Wingus> your a good friend jay you know that
<Wingus> you say it how it is, pal
<Wingus> everyone is so vague. like this whole plain crash? the catpeople? i don't get the joke!
<Wingus> yeah im pretty sure sal isnt even on this continent
<Tooligan> YO FUNGUY
<Tooligan> YOU PANICKING?
<Tooligan> THAT SUCKS.
<Tooligan> IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
<Funguy> can you... talk a little quieter, if you can?
<Tooligan> Sorry. I gotta be loud.
<Funguy> it's intimidating.
<Tooligan> Intimidation is kinda my thing in battle.
<Funguy> battle... so you like fighting?
<Tooligan> I don't like fighting. But I gotta fight for what's right.
<Funguy> so seeing blood and stuff, you're fine with that?
<Tooligan> I've seen so much fuckin blood I'm desensitized to it.
<Tooligan> Most of the blood I've seen is of my people. With all the shit that happens in the city I want nothing more than to drink the blood of my enemies.
<Tooligan> Ok not literally drink blood you know what I mean. The Papermakers should bleed.
<Funguy> i see.
<Funguy> what do you think of wingus?
<Tooligan> He as immature as he is skilled. He's real good with kitchen knives, that's for sure.
<Funguy> i thought he was all talk.
<Tooligan> You weren't there during the fight. The fucker killed four grunts at once. I never seen anything like it! Usually the cats are the rogues, but shit, overalls is swift.
<Funguy> i think he's an annoying asshole.
<Tooligan> He is annoying. But our oppressors are more annoying. The Papermakers are beyond "annoying". If Wingus can help us overthrow those assholes, I don't care if he's always joking about foreskin and shit.
<Tooligan> Anyway I'm headin back to the cabin. You need anything, lemme know, ok?