Where There's Smoke

November 7, 2020 - Page 24

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<Wingus> fuck

<Wingus> wh

<Wingus> *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH*

<Tooligan> WINGUS I TOLD YOU NOT TO ASCEND TIL WE PAST THE INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT

<Wingus> *COUGH COUGH COUGH* what the *COUGH* fuck

<Tooligan> GET DOWN HERE MAN

<June> Wingus!

<Wingus> *cough cough cough Cough cough*

<Tooligan> SHOULDA LISTENED

<Wingus> what was *cough* what was i breathing

<Tooligan> THE INDUSTRIAL WING IS POLLUTED AS ALL HELL, THANKS TO THE PAPERMAKERS

<June> Do you have asthma?

<Wingus> idk what that is

<June> I didn't realize the air was this bad...

<Wingus> ill be fine *cough* lol

<Funguy> you said we're beneath the industrial district. is the air any better in residential?

<Tooligan> THE SLUMS ARE JUST AS LUXURIOUS AS THE INDUSTRIAL RING. BUT STARTING OUT HERE... YOUR FIRST BREATH SHOULDN'T BE THE MOST POLLUTED.

<Funguy> fuck...

<June> Let's keep going, guys. The YMCA shouldn't be too far down this tunnel.

<Funguy> the- what?

<June> Our base of operations is in an abandoned YMCA. We house the homeless there (and radicalize them).

<Tooligan> I AM CARRYING WINGUS.

<Grunt> Whats poppin 😂😂

<Tooligan> OH GOD DAMN IT

<Funguy> shouldn't we do something about this body?!

<Tooligan> THE SEWER WATER'S BASICALLY ACID, HE'LL DISINTEGRATE IN MINUTES

<Wingus> how much of that blood do you think is mine

<June> What are cops doing down here anyway? They never cause trouble in the sewers.

<Tooligan> CRACKIN DOWN ON SHIT I GUESS.

<Tooligan> DAMN HE DISINTEGRATED FAST.

They're walking

<June> That's it, guys. Up that ladder is the our safehouse.

<Wingus> is that supposed to be your logo

<Wingus> im not going up there til u guys fix the air

<Tooligan> WE'RE WORKING ON IT. YOU AND FUNGUY STAY DOWN HERE. SOMETHING'S NOT QUITE RIGHT.

<Wingus> ok big man

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