Where There's SmokeNovember 17, 2020 - Page 27
<Tooligan> THERE IT IS. THE PLACE WHERE WE CAN BUY SHIT.
<Funguy> the merchant shop?
<Tooligan> THE MERCHANT SHOP.
<June> How you feel?
<Funguy> oh look, there's a map on the ground.
Score! A map of the city. Funguy saves it so he doesn't lose track of where he is.
The word Etowana is etched in the corner. That must be the name of this civilization, or the entire continent itself.
<Tooligan> JUNE DO YOU HAVE MONEY
<Tooligan> MONEY!!! YES, MONEY!!! WHAT MAKES THIS EGG GO ROUND. DO YOU HAVE ANY?
<June> I don't.
<Funguy> all i've got is this lapis lazuli.
<Tooligan> PERFECT! EY SHOPKEEP, HOW MUCH FOR A STACK OF LAPIS-
<Funguy> woah woah!! we can't sell that! i need it for magic!
<Tooligan> OH NOOOW YOU'RE CONFIDENT IN YOUR MAGIC SKILLS.
<Funguy> i'm still trying to figure this stuff out... maybe we can buy some blue magic books?
<Tooligan> WE CAN'T DO THAT DUDE!!!
<Funguy> why not??
<Tooligan> BECAUSE WE HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY!!!
<Wingus> did somebody say munny
<Tooligan> HOLY SHIT
<Wingus> its not that much
<Funguy> where did you get this money so fast?
<Wingus> ive been selling
<Funguy> selling what?
<Funguy> selling what?!
<Wingus> let's just say our spaceweed cartel is open for business ;)
<Funguy> most of that was still raw chorus fruit, wingus!!!!
<Wingus> and whos fault is that
<June> ...Who did you sell it to, Wingus?
<Wingus> the poopfuckers
<Tooligan> THE POOPFUCKERS?
<Tooligan> YOU DID BUSINESS WITH THE POOPFUCKERS?
<Wingus> whats so funny about that
<Tooligan> ...WE'RE NOT ALONE.