Where There's SmokeDecember 16, 2020 - Page 30
<Funguy> hey... uh... i don't mean to alarm you. but time travel is real.
<Funguy> you're gonna need this... it's more chorus, already enchanted, and a couple other things
<Funguy> what happens in the future?
<Funguy> a lot.
Future Funguy flies off on his time travel devices.
<Funguy> oh, thanks!! real fucking helpful!!
<Wingus> what an asshole
<Wingus> so ur a time traveler, huh? this whole time and u didnt tell me
<Wingus> thats fine; ill keep your secret! my lips are tied.
<Wingus> i like future you. they know whats important
<Funguy> i'm feeling uneasy. i didn't even know time travel was real.
<Wingus> oh its real, son
<Funguy> don't call me son. it's weird.
<Wingus> its only weird if you make it weird bro
<Wingus> you know what this means right
<Wingus> bad things can't happen anymore
<Funguy> what makes you say that?
<Wingus> watch this
<Wingus> hey big man!!!!!! nice fucking gun!!!!!! why don't you shoot me in the fucking head with it!!!!!! come on do it!!!!!!
<Wingus> i'm a crazy drug dealer!!!!!! i work for the sydnicate!!!!!! kill me motherfucker!!!!!
<Funguy> what are you doing???
<Wingus> dude time travel is real so it doesnt matter
<Wingus> if i were gonna die id just time travel back and save myself. probably
<Wingus> last chance dumbass; point blank in between the eyes!! pull the fucking trigger!!!!
<Wingus> fuck this
<Grunt> AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! 😱😱😱
<Funguy> what's wrong with you, wingus?!?!
<Funguy> don't kill yourself, dude
<Wingus> i would have survived. i can travel back
<Funguy> how do you know that you live in the future? i'm the one who time traveled back! you could die tomorrow, asshole.
<Wingus> we're out of spaceweed
<Wingus> my sisters probably being. being raped by pirates right now
<Wingus> and i entirely forgot about jason until now
<Wingus> i dont care what happens
<Wingus> if you survive whatever happens in the future
<Wingus> i know i will too
<Wingus> all that matters is this weed project
<Wingus> nothing else
<Wingus> no more bummerzone
<Wingus> why do you keep doing that